Downstairs, in about fifteen minutes.
There is no store. There is a building in Center City with the stock upstairs, and someone who walks it down when you order. That is the entire operation, and it is why it’s fast.
Open In your hand by 9:42:17 PM
Four minutes of your attention, total.
Most of the time you spend on this is the walk.
You text what you want
Device, flavor, how many. If you don’t know the exact name, describe it. We know the catalog.
We answer with a time
Usually under two minutes. The reply is a real time, not a maybe. If something is out, you hear it right then, which is the part that saves you a walk.
You come down to the door
Front of the building. You do not come up, and nobody comes into your building either. It happens on the sidewalk, and it takes a minute.
You check it, then you pay
Sealed device, scratch panel intact. Scratch it, check the code, pay. In that order, every time.
The boring facts, in one place.
- Where
- Center City, Philadelphia. You get the exact address in the reply, not before.
- Hours
- The status at the top of this page is live. Green means someone is there right now.
- Fee
- None. No delivery fee, no service fee, no minimum order.
- Payment
- Cash or card at the door. You pay after you have checked the device, never before.
- Age
- 21 and up, ID every time, no exceptions and no arguing about it.
- Wait
- Usually ten to fifteen minutes from your text. Longer if the building elevator is slow, which happens.
What this can’t do.
A service that only lists its strengths is hiding something, so here are the limits before you rely on us.
We do not deliver to your door. You come to the building, or you have it shipped. We are one person with a stock room, not a fleet.
We are not open around the clock. When the dot is off, nobody is there, and no amount of texting changes that. Shipping still works.
And we do not carry everything. The catalog is what fits upstairs. If we don’t have it, we say so instead of substituting something you didn’t ask for.
See what’s in stockSomeone is upstairs right now.
Text what you want. You will have a time back before you finish reading this page.
Nobody is upstairs right now.
We’re back at 4:00 PM. Shipping goes out either way.